The End is Near

So, I'll be graduating in May, and must (if only for a time) rejoin the "real world." And of course, the best part about it is that I'll have a big, pretty piece of paper to hang on my wall, but I will be qualified to do just about nothing.

So, if anyone has any bright ideas about what I can do for a year before I return to the world of academia (which is about as far from the "real world" as anyone can be), I would be much obliged. By the way, I prefer ideas for legal and reputable employment. I know there are many things I could do, but that are against my religion. You perverts...