Calling Yourself Benedict Doesn't Make You A Nice Guy

For all of you who are just as upset as I am by the results of the Papal election today, I offer the following to take your mind off of it: The Cog

I have graciously called Joseph on the phone, and have conceded the election and congratulated him on his ascent to the papacy. I am, however, very upset at the potential for harm to the Church (and not just the Roman one, either) this pope might have.

For any disaffected Roman Catholics out there who may be reading this and bemoaning your new pope, just remember... The Episcopal Church Welcomes You! (Rowan [the ABC] may be a druid, but at least he's nice.)